sometimes I see older people and I’m like... how do you do it? how do you cope with the loss of people and places and things as life progresses

take his ass to margaritaville

Absolutely fucking iconic of Donna to get her memories back and immediately be like YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I CANT BELIEVE YOUR INFLUENCE MADE ME A BETTER PERSON!!! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

Happy Saturday

Im aware of it all unfortunately

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it's like when you're a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say "oh my god you don't look like a withered corpse at all"

the only true pan-european values are public urination, cigarette with breakfast, and bad music that goes unbelievably hard

well see it can do the work of the colon, the semicolon, or the parenthesis with more speed and less formality than any of these, plus you can use it to capture the stream-of-consciousness effect of a comma splice with much less loss of clarity. sort of an all-purpose punctuation for the casual yet elaborate written construct.

I believe in the em-dash because the em-dash believes in me

ALT

Telling myself this every day here's a meme

me and the coffee i pulled by being financially irresponsible

where is that quote by arundhati roy about how nonviolence is a spectacle for the oppressor and needs an audience and how people have the right to violence to resist

[ID: “Can the hungry go on a hunger strike? Non-violence is a piece of theatre. You need an audience. What can you do when you have no audience?
People have the right to resist annihilation”
― Arundhati Roy /END ID]

[ID: a photo of a plush cow with the text “it’s going to be okay but it’s going to be different.” end ID]

it sucks that the money you get to spend on like rent and gas is the same money that you get to spend on records and plushies. there should be a serious currency and a fun currency

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."